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A guy checks his Lover's Mobile

to knw under which Name she has saved HIS No.

When Dialed,

it Showed. . .

"TIME PASS NO.8"... :-D

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Raja & Rani didnt hav mobiles, so dey used pigeons

1day rani sent a pigeon widout legs..

do u kno y?

It was a 'Missed Call'...Don't cry..

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I forget

to ask

'r u ok?'

Sumtimes

I even

miss to say

Hi!

But

it

doesn't

mean

that I

forgot u..

I'm just

lazy like u.

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Read it careful: 2morow's yestrday is2day.

Yestrday's 2morw is2day.

But 2day's yestrday was yestrday's 2day.

2morw's 2day is 2day's 2morw!

Ok ok dont cry...

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Please remind me 2 remind U

about reminding me to send U this reminder

that reminds me of reminding U that

U never have to remind me 2 remember U,

I ALWAYS DO

........ More................

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Cute joke:- a girl comes late to class.

Professor:why r u late?

Girl : a boy was following me sir

Prof: So, what?

Girl: That boy was walking very slowly..

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