One day God tested me,
He erased all my memories
&
asked do u remember any 1 now?
I told ur name
God-Smiled and said
.
.
.
Some virus cant be formated.
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Monkey 1: Xcuse me,
I m new appoinment 2 tis tree,
Can i speak wit ur boss?
Monkey 2: Shhhhhhhh!
.
.
He is Reading SMS..
Your network tariff has changed!Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said We cannot disturb
.
.
our boss
Look who's talking -
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and
another to get out.
I told ur name
God-Smiled and said
.
.
.
Some virus cant be formated.
--------------------------------------------------------
Monkey 1: Xcuse me,
I m new appoinment 2 tis tree,
Can i speak wit ur boss?
Monkey 2: Shhhhhhhh!
.
.
He is Reading SMS..
-----------------------------------------------------------
Your network tariff has changed!
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
------------------------------------------------------------
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said We cannot disturb
.
.
our boss
------------------------------------------------------------
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and
another to get out.
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