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Hi, I am geting register marriage tomorrow.

Sorry to inform through sms. Because here lot of problems.

I am inviting only a few friends.

so please come to register office tomorrow-

At 11.00 am

Don't bring any gift..

But, Just bring

One beautiful

"GIRL" :-)

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The Old Proverb:

"Dont Take Your Troubles And Worries To Bed "...

But,

Many People Still Sleep With their wife !!!

What a Crazy World.....

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If Columbus had been married

he might have never discovered America bcos:

Where r u going?

With whom?

How are u going?

To discover what?

Why only u?

What shud I do when ur gone?

Can I come too?

When r u back?

Where will u stay?

Will you miss me?

He would hav just dropped the idea!!

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Girls kill a life when they cheat boys in love(boy suicides)

But boys give a new life(baby) when they cheat girls..

Moral: Boys are always kind hearted :-)

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Facts of love:Love

Starts From Eyes,

Grows With Gifts,

Ends With Tears,

But today,: Love

Starts From Mobiles,

Grows With messages,Ends With

NUMBER NOT IN USE.

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Years ago,

People who sacrificed their Sleep,

Family, Food n Happiness were called SAINTS.

But,

Today they are called as,

"BPO & IT EMPLOYEES''

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