A heart melting love story..
Boy: I cant marry u, My family members refused.
Girl: Who r they to stop our love?
Boy: My wife & 3 children
:-)
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Height Of Making Mistake:
A guy takes a blade & writes his
girlfriend's name On his arm &
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makes a spelling mistake!
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Mr.X went to interview for CBI officer post.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji?
Mr.X: Thanks 4 giving job sir.
I will start investigation..
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Mr.bean saw a board at center of a River,
he tried to read,
but he cant,
so he swims into d river & read
"CROCODILES INSIDE DONT SWIM"
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Once a boy asked God,
"Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage..?"
God replied,
"No it is not, but the problem is that you guys dont sleep.!
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A college guy says Perfect example for newton 3rd law..
"Every time i open my book,
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my eyes close automatically.."
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