Friday, October 2, 2009

Mahatma Gandhi Jayanthi SMS | Bapu SMS | Gandhiji Jayanthi SMS | Gandhiji Jayanti SMS | Gandhi Text Messages | Gandhi Jayanthi Text Messages sms


Santa: Sir
Gandhi Ji Ke Sar Pe
Baal Q Nahi The?
Sir> Intelligent
Logo Ki Nishani He
Santa> Ha
Tabi To
Ladkio Ke Itne
Lambe Baal Hote He !

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CIRCUIT-Bhai, GANDHI JAYANTI
Ke Bare Me Batao.
MUNNA BHAI-Gandhi Mast,
Solid Admi Tha.
Par JAYANTI Ke Sath Kya Lafda Tha,
Ye Apun Nahi Janta

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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika…?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!…….hahahah……;)

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Munnabhai:Ye gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?
Cicuit:Simple hai bhai…
Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!

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Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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